Reading over a very cool guys blog HERE (minus the strikes for him being from Pitt, we have a NO SIXBURGH saying agreement...) brought me to review THIS, where a bunch of dousches review the draft. The humor I did find was the Oakland grade. I love the .59. I had to stifle the laughter. .59?? REALLY? Too bad we can not impose some NFL academic probation or something.....

I am a firm believer this man is seriously some kind of football killing zombie who they put in some cryogenic chamber during the off season. At least he has Cable's ass now to stick his hand up and move around like a sick ass sock puppet. This is the man who says he will not change the Raiders till he wins 2 more super bowls or dies.
Please, for fucks sake, just let him DIEEEEE already!
Buddy of mine Freshman year at Penn State got a .53 for his GPA. He rushed a frat and that was the end of the story.
ReplyDeleteI always felt that a .53 was worse than getting a 0.0. At least with a .53, you put a little effort in and were still just terrible.
I had logged someting pretty terrrible, can't remeber the number **coughunder2.0cough* my first two semesters....
ReplyDeleteHe is a dead ringer for the Cryptkeeper.
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