Lupe el Sicko...

I am still fucking sick and miserable, so your not gonna be getting much out of me today. I am still holding strong that Red Bull, NiQuil and vitamin C can cure everything.....On a related note, I can never say NiQuil without hearing George Carlin saying ni BIG FUCKING Q uil... and then, really can you even say Carlin without spouting the 7. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Mother Fucker and Tits. I never understood tits..but hey. Why argue with a great.

First off, if you have not done so, GO VOTE on the All-Star ballot, like HERE. Otherwise, if your favorite player don't make it, don't whine and bitch.

Royals in MN all weekend before they come back for a week home stand which includes my birthday!! Soria is scheduled to be back...which I am happy for. Hitting is def coming on for us, and if we can get pitching shored up, I think it might be a damn good year. 0-3 Ponson, my favorite new smooth criminal is pitching tonight, and hopefully he can pull a W for his growing ERA. Checking current rotation, it is looking highly unlikely I will get to see Davies or Greinke pitch on my special day. Apparently, McClure didn't get the memo.

If I can not have to be pouring beers for THIS, I am so gonna be watching! Also any Mike and Mike fans, THIS be for you, also proving there are some things us girls are tougher at...cuz waxing your coochie hurts a HELL of a lot worse than your leg.