Ohhh...

Birdman...WHY can't you be MINE??

She's got skillz....

girlie's got it goin on.....

Why yes, that is me with my awesome "MIP" plaque. I got the award for Most Improved Player this league session, which means I just really sucked a lot when we started. In addition, my partner the always rockstar Brian Flawless Lawless was awarded Rookie of the Session!! YEAH!

I am sad to see league coming to a close, it was a blast and many good memories and awesome quotes came out of it....The upside is soon there will be more dart trips with awesome pictorials to match I am sure. Keep the anal, uh I mean aiming fluid flowing folks!

OooooomaHaaaa!

The Omaha trip was survived. My darts were how should we say, NO BUENO yet a good time was had by all. I learned you should never drink everclear after you are 20, but really it is never ever a good idea.

Das Boot was a hit, and both the awesome fake mustache and batting helmet were in play a few nights. Let's recap, shall we?



Das Boot. I love that I still had my pinky up like I am classy!


Yeah, it SEEMED like a good idea to turn my "Team Top Gun" shirt around. I think this was Brewer and Apple Pie shot fault.



The helmet was in effect. I had to have a pic. BEST POPPED PINK COLLAR EVA!

The mustach-o fell off, but I adapted! Those eyes say...DRUNK!

RockChalkBooooooHawk!

KA-BLAM, it is the sound of brackets busting all over the country.

I won't be one of "those" fans. KU played a terrible game, couldn't get it together and Collins was awful. Coaching was not good. And that is all I got to say about that. So, uh....GO BIG 12.

Re-runs of Stump the Schwab have been on in the morning, and I have been watching them and remembering how much I loved that show. I wish they would do a "vagina version" and I think I could do really good. NHL always fucks with me and any coaching stuff, but I can clean up on me some football and baseball. Also I always have to check the air dates. Otherwise I am screaming out answers that would fit the questions other than they have not occurred yet. I rock. Plus, got much love for Schwabbie, he might be the only guy who has a more extensive jersey collection than myself.

Need to get my butt in gear and set up mobile blogging again from the new Crackberry. Lupe is getting an out of state pass for Omaha Bullshooters dart tourney this weekend, and am sure there will be some debauchery to blog aboooout.

Still owe you a Royals rundown. Some day I will get my ass in gear, but today is not that day. Blah blah...more basketball...woohooo go Baylor and KSU....(can you tell my heart is not in it).

Rock....Chalk....Shamrock!!

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY. May the green beer flow like water for you, and hopefully your poopies won't be too discolored tomorrow!

Yeah, here it is in Spring Training already and I have been not blogging. Someone needs to put their foot square up my ass. Terrible is I went back to past posts to figure out where to pick up, and I think I can pretty much just call it good to start fresh. Royals rundown to follow soon I promise!

March Madness is in full swing, and after collecting all the brackets for my office pool, it seems like the masses think my hawks got a good look at another championship. Def wouldn't hurt my feelings any!!

Oh...Lupe and Whore, boobing it up for you. Some day she will learn what team to cheer for!

C4C

For anyone who doesn't know what it is, go HERE to get the skinny....but yeah, amazing idea for such a good cause, and SUCH fun. Here is a short excerpt.

Yeah...she is a cute bitch sometimes....
Cups?? We don't need no stinkin cups. Champs do it like this.....Why does my thumb look freakishly large here though?
There is a penis joke in there somewhere....and she made hers bigger. The whore.

Why walk, riding in shopping carts seemed like a MUCH better Lupe idea.

All in all, it was a successful awesome time. Our sponsor Martin Law kicks ass, as well. So if you should ever find yourself in a skirmish with the cops, call them! (End shameless plug)

NOOOOOOOOOOO...

WOULD YOU MAKE OUT WITH THAT???

Eliza Dushku, could poss be my hottest girl of the moment. Her stock drops badly, if THIS is true.



Does anyone BUT me remember how bad the Celts were in the 90's. He just LOOKS like a giant d-bag...and was married to super hottie V. Williams...and cheated.

I will forever scratch my head at how some of the hottest girls end up with these guys. Ugh...

135 years?

This year marks the 135th time the Kentucky Derby has ran. That is pretty kick ass, if you ask me.

Although I have never gotten to go see the actual running I have visited Churchill Downs and it is pretty sweet....

I am still a believer the best part of Kentucky is Clermont and a little thing they make there, but I can imagine going to th' Derby would be a damn good time. I just want to see the bitches in big hats sucking down Mint Julep and eatin some Hot Brown's.

If I were a betting bitch, I think I would have to go with Flying Private. If you are a betting bitch, you could go HERE to do so. Also, if you want to sip on a refreshing MJ and just watch the runnin', a recipe for some could be found HERE.