Being sick sucks...

but if one more person in my office asks about my symptoms and then says "ohhh I bet you have swine flu", I might fucking go off. Bitches, this ain't anything a few doses of the NiQuil and Jager can't fix.

I got nothing really...I blame the way I feel. Royals afternoon game today if it quits fucking raining. Davies is pitching.

Cassel has been donned #7 for the season. Hopefully we will get to actually see the number and the O line can keep him off his back. For a cool rundown of great QB's by numbers, check THIS. And after reading, I had to laugh at the visual imagery I always have of McMahon, which is always my second pick for 80's douche only following THIS GUY.

Okay, let us all share a laugh at this kids expense...

Through...

the rain, Greinke still logs a record, as his team comes together to give the boy his 5th season win and despite giving up runs his ERA goes to .5 on the season.

Offense was smokin hot with Billy Butler, finally back to that hitting potential we know the fat kid has, logging two home runs and a double for four RBIs. He looked pretty flippin good with four hits and scored four runs as well... But it wasn't just Butler alone with the superman cape. Mark Teahen with a two run homer. Cutie Mike Aviles had a two run triple and a double. Coco Crisp and Alberto Callaspo each had two doubles. Mike Jacobs and Willie Bloomquist each had two hits. That's a lot of damn action at the plate.

Glad to see the boys step up and make sure Zack got to log the W still even though he gave up runs.

We now three way for the division once again and back to putting it to the Bluebirds in a day game tomorrow.

And so....

It ends....but what a damn good run Zack!! And fat kid Butler with the hot bat....yay!

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It needs to be documented, in media format...

JUST in case it truly does happen.

Any of you who know the tallish whore and I, know we both have a slight jaded edge and can be pretty rough and tumbly. But we are both huge believers in the whole karma, fate, destiny, things for a reason type of thought process. And that good luck falls back on you when you put good things out there. Pay it forward types of shit. Today, I had a situation like that and it could make me a millionaire. I just wanted to put it up, in case it happens, I can say "told ya so" BEFORE I say"everybody on the boat, and take your clothes off".

I stopped to get a red bull, and see this truck pull up beside. Guy with no shirt got out and I could smell the boozie smell radiating off him. I smiled that "ugh, I been there, buddy" smile at him and walked in the store. I am walking back to the cooler and hear the clerk telling him no way can he be in there or buy anything with no shirt so I see him head out, all head down and dejected looking. I walk out and he is just kinda standing there, and he says something about not being able to believe those people or something. So I ask him if he doesn't have any kind of shirt in his truck, and he just looks at me and shakes his head no. I got in the back of my car (everyone knows I usually have all kinds of shit in there) and had a ratty T shirt I had in there from a possible going from work to the cages outing. I hand it to him and he starts telling me how great of a person I am. Uh okay..its a shirt. He is freaking so he hands me this crinkled dollar bill and gives me this spill about he feels like he should give me something for my help. I just nod. Decide to walk back in and buy a power ball ticket with my wadded up dollar.

If that ain't good karma, I don't know what is.

Caps....

or as I would like to refer to it as, the only hockey I care about anymore.

Besides Flyers hockey, there isn't a lot I follow regularly other than teams that players I like play for. Since my favorite enforcer Downey didn't get the call back up from Red Wings, my pennant now gets waved for the Caps for the rest of the playoffs for Ovechkin. Plus they kinda go into that category of "anyone who is gonna beat the everliving dog shit out of the Pens" YAYAYA GO CAPS!

I actually think this is going to be the series of the Cup to watch. Already some bad blood between the teams with Semin's comments on Sid the Kid. And let us not forget that little punch throwing incident with Malkin and Ovechkin although there has been rumor that the two have made nice since. I still think the dynamic of it all should make for an amazing game tonight. Pens coming off the Flyers win, and Caps playing solid and taking game 7 even without their star wing scoring. If Ovechkin gets hot again, I see the Caps taking the series in 6.

And as if I needed another reason to dislike Pitt folk, honest to god truth, I am watching Game 7 of the Caps last night and some douchebag in a Pens jersey (might I add, in a new style jersey but with Lemieux on it...uh did Lemieux ever wear a new style of jersey?) Strike one...comes right up to me, and says "Ovechkin is not as good as Crosby and never will be". So of course, I ask..prey tell WHY he thought that. Strike two for starting a conversation with a statement like that... And then, well...he strikes himself out lookin....."Because Crosby is AMERICAN!!" He proclaims. Oh reeeeally, you just went from douchebag to KING OF DOUCHEBAGS. Cus, well last time I checked, Nova Scotia was in CANADA?? Did they get annexed? Did no one tell me? Where is the memo? Yeahhhh.....

This makes me happy!!

Royals drop it last night 8-1 to the Jays. Meche seemed to struggle the whole damn game and is said to be experiencing that back tightness again. Ugh...basically this game just looked UGLY!

Soria is throwing balls again, but still no word on when he will actually return.

More exciting is Mr. SI Cover, Zack on the mound tonight....and in case you have been under a rock, this boy is 4-0, 0.00 ERA. The boy has pitched 29 scoreless innings, this season and hasn't given up an earned run in his last 43 innings, going back to last year. SWOON! He is the first Royal to grace the cover of an SI in season since Bo "KNOWS" Jackson all the way back in 1989. SI is donning him "The Best Pitcher in Baseball" . Not too shabby Zackiepooh!! If I had nuts, I would give my right one to go watch this boy pitch tonight. If you wanna read more about this...go HERE.

Oh Shit...almost that time!

It happens every year bout this time. It has become a Whore/Lupe event of epic porportion.

It is known as the days de Lupe.

We first kick off the celebration with Cinco, then 2 days later the magic thing as Birthday de Lupe happens. This year the number is 30. It makes for a good few days of being drunk bitches, as we do with record form. The usual tradition is tailgating or eating out, a Royals game and then some general stumbling around. And who are we to break tradition, really? Even though this big dirty 30 birthday falls on a Thursday, some down ass friends are actually burning the vacation to accompany me to my drunken special day outing!! While we are busy assembling our outing packs of grills, washer game, yard beer, protective headwear, duct tape, and bail money and our lawyers are writing the disclaimer that comes in 12 languages and now braile...please, let us take a moment to visit days de Lupe of years past:

"Ohh..the ballpark/Drunk Bitch hugs mascot/Drunk Bitch points out the obvious foul pole/Drunk Bitch pole bends to show the rip in her pants/Drink Bitch climbs pole, with proper safety helmet/Drunk Bitch gets a little help humping the concrete divider. "


Can I say how ABSOLUTLY excited that this year for my birthday, is School Day at the K. I wonder how many innocent childeren will be scarred for life by the antics?

So..it begs the question...

If THEY are splitting the cover, are they splitting the curse?


I will miss Madden. TurDukHen will never be the same!

Burnt out Tuesday....

It is never good when your Tuesday feels worse than your Monday, ugh.

Today could be the most uneventful day in sports for me.

NBA playoffs, don't really care.

NHL Playoffs, will watch and pray for the Capitals tonight just for Ovechkin, and hopes he will do something awesome....

2 strikes, here's the high inside fastball...uh I mean Royals rundown...

W at the K last night 7-1, with Banny looking damn good for most of his 7 innings. His offspeed is starting to look like the BB of 2007....and with him, Meche, Zack and the Ponson we saw on Sunday, I think we might be on to something here.

Guillen with two bashes in the game, Olivo with a blam over right, and other hitting stats worth noting are Callaspo's two singles gave him a 10-game hitting streak (16-for-36, .471) and Bloomquist's triple, was his second extra-base hit. Last year with Seattle, Bloomquist had just one extra-base knock all season.

Keep up the good work, boys...



In other random news and events, check out THIS, THIS, and THIS. The last one makes me shake my head and say, REALLY?? REEEEALLY?

Get well soon!!

A Gord...you are missed already. As everyone knows, my next ex Alex under went surgery on his hip on friday....he is expected out 10-12 weeks. Sigh....

Teahen was talked about being traded in off season and now becomes the Bill Pecota of playing everywhere we need em.

Just remember, baba, if you got any owwies, give momma Lupe a call!
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