Where's Waldo??

It has been a hot minute since I have updated, but I have not forgotten you all...I swear. Somewhat busy with my new adventure. Let's play...Where's Lupe.

My dick look like super size....

Your dick look like two fries. OH NOES! If you ever had the hankerin to know what BritFar's dick looked like....well..."the more you know"-GI Joe.

And since I got ya'll singing Mickey now, here...enjoy...

Bye week blues...

Nothing sucks worse than a bye week to kill your rolling start of a season. Football felt a little less meaningful without my favorite jersey on. I think less beer was actually consumed, which for Lupe is a definite sign of depression.

Bye weeks not only make a longing in your heart for YOUR team to play while you watch everyone else, but also tend to be the start of havoc wrecking for fantasy. I swear to it, ONE of these years I will learn to plan with those little numbers by the name, not just scramble on the dreaded BYE week. Tis okay, and lesson learned. Welker, you put up 14 little points tonight, and you sir, have saved my ass.

But on the bright side, my Chiefs are still the only undefeated record of the season....had someone told me I would be saying that the first week of October, I would have had to pull the bullshit card. But here I am, very happy and hoping this week we can make our fair share of Super Payton Pouty Faces™.

I'm sure my blues will fade with the always welcome MNF in addition to MND (Monday Night Darts) I shall leave you with a parting gift of maybe my favorite MNF commercial ever...

I CUT THE SLEEVES OFF CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL....NOW GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

3 and Mother Trucking O

First order of business...my liver and I survived Vegas yet again. Sorry for the delay in posting, I just take advantage of the fact you are all used to it by now.

Yeah, I need to post, because when ever have I got to be this excited about Chiefs football for a long ass time.

I would like to start this post by saying, yeah...McCluster was my last round steal in fantasy and I started him last week in my flex. I was in the shower listening to the game, and about tore the shower curtain down yelling "GO GO GO GO" as he broke out and ran for touchdown. Happily there was no sliding and naked hospital-shower-concussed mishaps. Also, I finally broke my losing streak in fantasy.

But, all that fails to compare to being able to say CHIEFS...AFC WEST LEADERS!! Yes, I know..it has only been three games, but they are playing fucking GOOD! Our D is smashing, special teams is kicking ass, Weis is spreading that O out, for the first week since we wrote him the big check Cassel didn't look like a total douche and oh...despite fantasy owners wanting to lynch Coach McScreamy, we are leading the NFL in rush offense. " That'll do pig, that'll do"

Last Weekend....

did not suck. Got out for a preseason game, and although my Chiefs lost it in the last few, my last round steal Dexter McCluster looked pretty good. Boys step it up and get a W against GB. Yes, I know it is only preseason but any time Cassel isn't on the ground for every second play, it gets me a little excited.

Parking lot action....THIS is awesome. Beer bong crossed with pink flamingo? Brilliant! The girls in their seats....Not too shabby! There's my boys!

Have you missed me?

Yeah...I am sure you have....

Where to start....Training camp and preseason, FF, the Royals....DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER. Yeah, there is no way I can cover all I want to in the time allotted today.

Good news is I am going to attempt to be more diligent in my posting this football season, and if I don't you can cane me like a Singapore schoolboy.

I will leave you with this lil gem....man summer has been fun...

"It's always darkest before you pass out"-Kenny Powers

Oh hell yeahs.....

Sexy Rexie and Nacho will be the stars of THIS years season of Hard Knocks. I absolutely can not wait to see a camera follow Ryan around. Also will be some goods because LT's wife will be on the verge of popping!

God Dammit, Duffy!

I am taking a deep breath and posting THIS for you today. We can't keep talent due to money, and can't grow talent without turning them into headcases. STAY on your MEDS, Greinke!

I can't say I am looking forward to this year for baseball, and that is a sad thing for me to say. Gordon can't stay on the field, our lineup is completely going to change and who the hell knows what the fuck Meche is got going on. Big sigh. Oh to be a Royals fan.

Few more weeks till Draft. Ready to see what OT we pick up so maybe we can formulate some kind of line for the million dollar clipboard man to stand behind. Looks like Chambers will be back in red next year and that makes me happy. Here's to hoping Bowe gets his act together as well. Honestly in my opinion, this is a very talent rich draft. Let's hope we get someone who can contribute right away and can continue to grow as a team. On a draft note, I took a sample Wonderlick test just for the shit of it the other day. Suck my ass Tim Tebow, I scored higher than you. Where is your Jesus now?

I owe you guys...

A hell of a lot of posts....

"So, you got the money?"..."Yep, you got the yayo?"

Bowe out for 4 weeks for PED's. Some boys will never learn....The good news is, we didn't even need him, and still somehow pulled out a HUGE win this week.
Take that...terrible towel!!
Knocking off the defending Superbowl Champs in OT is probably just good enough, I promise not to bitch about anything else for the rest of the season....

From our own....

Jason Whitlock...usually I can't stand the man, but I do like this one...there is gonna be some serious panties in a wad, but I myself am still cracking up.

Read the article HERE.

"Gender equality has given men more access to women. This is not a good thing for fidelity. Madonna, Britney, Paris and Lil' Kim haven't helped much, either. Women are far more sexually aggressive than they used to be. They'll describe in graphic detail exactly what they'll do that your wife can't or won't, and they'll back it up by texting you a naked cell-phone pic."


Yeahhhhhh......

Why yes...

he is an idiot...

Larry Johnson.

I'm usually....

not much on the adds that most professional teams use these days, but I did like this one for Military Appreciation day for the Chiefs. Can be watched HERE.

Chargers this week, and although they are fresh off the loss to the 'Donks and we are riding our big fat W still, I am not sure we get the win. To our advantage, although a sucky advantage, RB LaDainian Tomlinson, FB Jacob Hester, WR Buster Davis and LB Jyles Tucker all missed practice this week with the Flu. Even worse, if they travel with the team and still sick, stuck in an airplane breathing on each other could be really ick. I am worried about SD's pass rush with the struggles 7 has had and our atrocious O line, but if he can connect with Bowe a few times, and LJ can run not only into the back of our line, but get some breaks I say we have a chance. Our Corners are mismatched with WR's but I expect Flowers to get lofty.

And the real question...
Will coach Screamy McScreamerson's arms come uncrossed yet again this week?

I still can't adjust to this....

Even though, I have to be proud of how he is fitting into the Donkey's D. Went out of the game Monday, but returned. As much neg shit as the AFC West got for being a shitty conf, and as MUCH as I hate to say it, I love that Denver is undefeated. Other than my Chefs, I am a true positional player cheerleader, and my love for the X factor is well documented, but now the Donks have Knowshon Moreno since I have adored since UGA and always liked Correll Buckhalter with the Eagles when he could stay healthy. In PHI, there were only really 2 big "you can count on the HUGE plays" kinda guys on D, IMO. Although, I think the Dawk is the greatest Safety to roam the earth, I think why the Denver D is so good so far is, they are spreading those huge plays around. Every time you turn around someone is making a big play, or an important one, not just the same player. I hate to say it, but in C Bailey and A Goodman, they could have the most legit 1-2 punch at corner, and their secondary sure ain't nothing to balk at. Okay, enough of my crushing on BD, you guys will start thinking I'm a Bronco backer or some shit. In closing argument...Dawkins is the man who has successfully rocked ugly fucking throwbacks for teams and still remained awesome in them.
Exhibit A

Piss yellow, shit brown with those god awful bumblebee socks...yeahhh.

Exhibit B

Nothing says "tough" like powder blue and fairy yellow. GO TEAM!

Cry no more...

sad Chiefs fan, for Coach Screamy McScreamerson is here to save us. Okay, so we won't go that far, but shit...at least his arms came uncrossed for the end of the game.

Chiefs with the W. I like with the safety on the end it almost looks like we scored 2TD's instead of depending on Succup for all our scores. I wonder how many asses got chewed for dumping the water cooler on him. There is really not a lot to say about the game, it was kinda like watching two kids play Rock'em Sock'em Robots. It wasn't a great win, but could be monumental for us...gives us something to be happy about at least.

Although, he should be in a jolly mood I see that Tank Tyler felt his "one bad game and your our" wrath today and was traded for draft pick. I get it, fits in to the out with the old in with the new that Haley is bringing. Just sad to see all these guys who carried us through the terrible times get picked off one by one.

Got a little choked up when Stairs got in the box last night, thinking about Game 4 of last year, but even though my old Royal didn't come through Rollins banged the walk-off. Yanks head to LA now. God, I really hate the Angels and I really hate the Yankees. I can't even say I want anyone to win. Sad.

Go...

Vote for your favorite mascot HERE. Yes, I know it's janky. I like silly shit as such.

Also, CHECK this shit out. Is there a better job out there for Lupe? I think not.

'Skins in they hood this weekend. They are pretty damn unpredictable and we do have the fact that they gave up first wins to Detroit and Carolina, and that Zorn is their coach. I have my ugh about Haley at times, but Zorn much makes me go WTF is this guy doing. BUT. Today Haley replaces WR coach. Remeber, this is the coach spouting his "22 guys off the street" BS at the start of the season. He is in over his head, and now I feel acting straight on desperation. Either way, I feel like the Skins game is make or break for us. If we let them generate some god damn offense against us, and we lose, I see us going win less. I know I know...but it could happen folks.

Imma show my age here. But, hopefully some other ageful fuckers can appreciate. When I was a kid we had channels 4.5.9.41.and 62 (on a non cloudy or rainy day) so, I grew up listening to a LOT of baseball on the radio. My pops and I would set out on the porch of our house and listen to weekend afternoon games all the time growing up, yelling at my brother when he moved the wrong way and knocked our AM radio signal out of whack with his free-throw practices. Honestly still, I love hearing Denny Matthews voice when I am stuck in a car during a game, its just something I can not explain. I have tried to pass this to my kiddo as well, and being the awesome sports junkie she will ask to listen to the game over the radio most of the time. I wish I could put my finger on why, but that good announcer play by that makes a crucial play come alive in your mind...well it gives me the good kind of goosebumps. So, last night I did the unthinkable. Turned the TV off. Grabbed a beer, and listened to the Phillies win their game on the good ole AM radio. Still got that chill when Ramirez hit the knock and felt the excitement when Lidge came in...

I think there are things you learn from your parents you def hold dear for your entire life.

So yeah...

About that 20 whatever points I forecasted, lets scratch that.

It wasn't pretty at all but it was better. I am okay with better. Here is the question I pose to you. WHY didn't Haley go for 2 at the end? We are a 0-4 team, and have the chance for the win. RICHES AND GLORY RICHES AND GLORY.....

Please send PrepH...

cause I know my ass is gonna ache over the Chiefs this week. I don't have near enough time to cover everything that is going wrong this season, but yeah...I think Pioli is in waaaaahhhhy over his head, and dear ole coach is havin kinda a rough time pulling OC and coaching duties. Lupe predicts the freaking 'Boys put a good 28 points up on us Sunday. Ughhhh.


Tailgate and game was a damn good time....don't let drunk people take your "mascot love" pics tho, they cut the heads off...Lots of beer, and wodka was consumed, grub was grilled perfectly, washers and football was played, and I even had a damn good tackle. I still got some wheels for a ole lady!

Little kid soccer only has 2 more games, thank god. Nothing like watching kids stand around cause they are so cold they don't want to play...and your freezing your ass off watching it.

I'm a fantasy pimp this year, still undefeated in 2 of the 3 leagues....but I have a bad feeling that is gonna end in at least one of those leagues this week. Say a prayer to fantasy Jesus for me.

Los Royales season complete. I promise I will get to a rundown on that soon. Still hoping for a Greinke Cy. He didn't look great in his last outing, but still....he is a solid choice. Keep fingers crossed.

There are just too many sports going on right now. I feel like I have baseball, football, hockey ADD. Flyers looked like shit against Crosby and his butt buddy Malkin....Phils are gonna win the whole thing all over again. I am trying so hard to still love baseball and be interested but....yeah but....

Hopefully will have some exciting news for you all after the weekend....

I suck...

at blogging apparently. Just a lot going on.

So much to say. Chiefs...ugh....Greinke OMG!!

I just felt the need to put a post up for this month, and hopefully I will get off my ass and find time to write.

Plus GOING to the game on Sunday and tailgating with Whore. Sure there will be some blog worthy happenings then.

The total is now 6....

complete games for OMG Zack Greinke...Sunday, the boy was en fuego giving up only one hit... Greinke gets to boast with three shutouts and six complete games now, his 2.32 ERA is best in the American League...last night he walked one and struck out five in the best low-hit game of his career. Can we say 2009 Cy Young? I thought I wanted to talk 'bout Gordon...yeah I don't. If you could see me you'd see me shaking my head.

On the flip, season is almost over. We might end it at .400. Maybe. Can we get a break? At least we had Greinke to bring some brightness to the season. I think there is some saying about rebuilding and this and that and next year.....there are 32 games before I want to hear that shit.

BIG SIGH...now...time to address Todd Haley. And maybe his sanity. I don't even remember what I wrote last about the Chiefs. I am fairly sure it was before any of this preseason debacle stuff....

So first....Chan Gailey, OUT. Todd Haley filling his spot. People are acting shocked and appalled. Cause and effect. He was retained not someone Haley brought in. His playbook was written in blue crayola on a Big Chief tablet people...We have able arms (2 exactly, and I ain't talking about that dickweed Croyle) and people who can catch the ball....in preseason we score 2 offensive TD's in three games....and then our line lets the "big investment" go down.....pretty easy to see why he was let go. But here comes that sanity part I eluded to previously. You, sir are a first year coach, who has already been questioned (at least method wise) by the media...there is a huge weight on you to improve this team, and letting O cord go with no backup saying you will fill the position as well as you know...those head coach duties is maybe a little big in the britches. Shit, what do I know....I soon might be wearing a SuperHaley shirt and eating my words. I hope so.

Worried about Flowers....have not heard extent of his shoulder because the Cassel knee is overshadowing...but I must say I am more than pleased with our defensive play....everyone talking about how worried we were to change up the scheme, but it seems everyone is kinda fitting in and I am damn excited about Jackson. At least our D can score....

And now the part that makes me all woohooo....we have the components, and honestly what I think is a good start. The best part though....our division. After looking at Denver and the Raiders, well I could see us getting a few wins, and maybe just maybe making the playoffs. I know you think it is crazy talk....but I think I am on to something here.

Lupe over and out.

It's that time....

school is starting, fall sports practices...general running around like chickens with heads cut off. Oh yeah...and FOOTBALL!!

First, Royals are gonna get top billing. Gordon is starting to look like my favorite boy again and swinging the bat well. He is getting it back! We split with the Twins this series, and now head to Detroit. Pitchers are pitching decent and getting needed run support. Ready for a few home games, cause always love taking the kiddo to catch one or two as the summer winds down.

Chiefs finish training camp, and I am excited to see Toomer come to KC. Will give Bowe some competition and maybe make the kid step up. Hilarious article on some #27 trash talk HERE. More than anything I am just ready for football.

First fantasy draft on Sunday and I am sooo ready. I am playing in three leagues this year...I wonder if my head will spin and fly off actually trying to keep track of all my players and stats.

And lastly....Vick...to the Eagles. While it was surprising to me, it makes sense. He is a McNabb style guy, and with Kolb's uncertainty I would say better to bring in someone who has played in the league even though I am not a huge Vick fan. He brings a lot of options to the O in Philly...even if he is used elsewhere besides QB. The questions will arise of how has he kept in shape and form and has he slowed-lost agility...but you can bet your buttons I will watch and find out. I think the guy committed heinous crimes...yes. He did his time, and should be given a chance to play just like other players before him that have had problems and served their suspensions. If nothing else, they can use him as a second option...run wildcat and do some change up to keep some of those NFC D coordinators on their toes....I think it will be a cluster fuck, specially the first time any PETA protesters try to take their asses to the Link.