Ugh...

Royals lose one last night, Meche didn't look poised, and Wright....well he got in trouble right off. The good news is I did work on my flip flop tan, the beer was cold, and I was still staggering around the parking lot listening to us ALMOST come back to win second night in a row.

Greinke pitching today, and I have seriously thought of any and every excuse to skate out and go, but no deal. Duty calls. I even tried Occular Rectitis. Can't see my ass staying at work.

I have always thought Carson Palmer a huge d-bag, but now he is talking shit on Chad Ochocinco. More on that HERE. I happen to like 85. So go get bent Palmer.

Nowitzki apparently likes the crazy bitches...more HERE.

Pens-Canes tonight...Please let Cam Ward play like a stud. Ovechkin names SN's NHL player of the Year. DUH..if you wanna read it go HERE.

Also for any of you who are missing college hoops already, I found THIS interesting. Tom Izzo? Hmm he can dance too...

Andddd...I'm spent!